Cum, It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore: A girl needs protein. A very steady diet of protein to replace all those vitamins they lose each month. And what better place to get it than a nice mouthful of jizz. And why not a bowl full for breakfast.
Pussy Face: Hadn't the poor girl has enough. All the poking and probing by medical experts. All the experiments. Maybe she needed another type of probing. Besides, when you have two cunts, you're bound to be popular!
Tooth Ache: This little tweaker has a toothache. But when you're too jacked and paranoid to make it to the dentist, you need a little help from your friends. Besides, everybody knows tweakers make the best anal queens!
Human Burrito: Pedro wanted something special to eat. A big burrito, chock full of meat. A burrito stuffed with a living female. Covered in beans, cheese, guacamole, and sour cream. What could make a vagina more succulent! Bon Appetite!